Honesty above all

Buy tyres with confidence – Goodgrip offer a low-price guarantee. Yeah that’s right, you most definitely should get your tyres at Goodgrip. You can’t get a better deal anywhere else. That’s plain truth; I’m telling because I know what I’m talking about here. I’ve bought a lot of car related stuff in my day, sometimes from quite dubious characters. People you would not want to get off on the wrong foot with if you catch my drift. This is people who stop at nothing (the ones I used buy stuff for my car from), they’ll steal you donuts and hold them for ransom if they don’t like you. They will insult your cat and your furniture if you don’t do what they’ll tell you. And I’ve heard of worse things still, much worse things indeed. It’s actually hard for me to talk about this and I can’t really go in to detail either, for your own safety at least. Do not mess around with these people; they will fuck you’re pastries up. I’m not kidding here. One time they totally wrecked my birthday cake. Can you imagine the humiliation? I sincerely hope that you can.

 

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